02. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-minor", "lagu-lagu rindu" and "wayang hindustani".
03. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drug abuse.
04. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.
05. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
06. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
07. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU. 08.
Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass (loudmouths).
09. You can't stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back-dated looks.
10. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
11. You feel it's not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).
12. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
13. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).
14. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes.
15. You always try to take advantage on other people work..
16. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe.
17. You always pick on juniors.
18. You don't care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.
19. You are very protective on your seniority.
20. You are quite a slow thinker.
21. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.
22. You also always use other's property without asking permission.
23. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about "janji-janji manis", "omong- omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam blues", "Hindi superstar" and "cinta-sayang".(thes e are direct quotes...)
24. Malay most popular ambition...* to the public = "ingin menjadi seorang insan yang berguna" * in reality = to be a clerk, despatch, factory worker
25. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
26. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.
27. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia.
28. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to act that they understand in a serious manner.
29. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA" and "MALU-MALU KUCING" are.....* GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.
30. An example of a Malay with good grades =STRAIGHT C-MINUS
31. A Malay boss are known as * intimidating his staff * Sexual harrasing & Blackmailing * Welcome more family member and friends to join the company * Corruption * Always bring company's item home for personel use.
32. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.
33. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.
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